dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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