Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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