Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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