I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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