She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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