i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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