You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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