I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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