So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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