Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
