yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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