there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
