miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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