At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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