He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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