he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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