I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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