shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was confusing and full of hummus
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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