Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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