i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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