he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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