The maid of honor just puked.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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