it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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