I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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