I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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