Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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