I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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