The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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