I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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