Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
