i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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