i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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