i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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