You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I spit up blood this morning
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed