i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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