Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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