i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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