All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
