What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
