I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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