Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize