You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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