can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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