Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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