you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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