just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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