brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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