I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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