My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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