I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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