You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just blew my weed a kiss
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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