So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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