Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i believe in u and ur pee
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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