am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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