How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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